fuckyeahchristmaspizza:

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

ICH LIEBE DICH

kerrieisscary captain-crayon featherfire

I think Rocket would totally do this just to mess with Peter, because Peter gets WAAAAY too excited sometimes.

GotG / Parks and Rec mash up!!   From one of my favorite brilliant Andy moments with the tackling of a possum

http://antichrissy.tumblr.com/post/97594009992/boy-just-tackled-a-possum-imagine-this-is-peter

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the BEST fandom 

captain-crayon:

@antichrissy

the BEST fandom 

The problem with using symbolism like this, however, is that it’s not only obvious, but often used as a crutch in writing. It’s a lot easier to fit out an antagonist with symbols and motifs that are shorthand for “bad guy” – spikes, snakes, the color black, fire – than it is to actually show how they’re a bad person. It’s also a lot less interesting and, frankly, insulting to the reader.

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spikes, snakes, the color black and fire are pretty much my two protagonists… are these thing supposed to be bad?  hahaha

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Hunter S. Thompson

weirdshitblog:

Lifehack: Remove the corpses from your trunk to improve gas mileage.

I know what I am watching but I don’t know what I am seeing 


and I am really turned on right now

boy just tackled a possum

Imagine this is Peter and Rocket. 

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I actually like this a lot because I don’t want people to touch me

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I actually like this a lot because I don’t want people to touch me

I didn’t know who Chris Pratt was before Guardians of the Galaxy… I specifically remember the exact moment they announced his involvement in GotG and I couldn’t fathom a guy from a tv comedy being a Marvel Hero… Parks and Rec?  …. I think my mom watches that! … Then after I fell in love with this dork I started to realize I’d seen him before… 
If you have not seen Movie 43, don’t!  :D
My idiot brother recommended this movie to me and months later I had this sudden epiphany… oh my GOD… he’s the POOP GUY

HE’S THE POOP GUY

and somehow he is still ridiculously adorable 

…… and that’s his wife

I didn’t know who Chris Pratt was before Guardians of the Galaxy… I specifically remember the exact moment they announced his involvement in GotG and I couldn’t fathom a guy from a tv comedy being a Marvel Hero… Parks and Rec?  …. I think my mom watches that! … Then after I fell in love with this dork I started to realize I’d seen him before… 

If you have not seen Movie 43, don’t!  :D

My idiot brother recommended this movie to me and months later I had this sudden epiphany… oh my GOD… he’s the POOP GUY

HE’S THE POOP GUY

and somehow he is still ridiculously adorable 

…… and that’s his wife